stacking paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

by I know sll December 21, 2021

Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Scraping the popcorn ceiling

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.

... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...

by The Brazilient October 5, 2021

ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008

criving

Crying and thriving simultaneously. Could be due to multiple sTrEsSoRs: Homework, work, siblings, parents, or just life in general!! It’s usually a temporary mood, and doesn’t happen unless you’re super stressed out.

I’m criving right now... I have so much homework tonight, but I know I can pull through

by rml1234 October 28, 2019

Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008