City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
Get the anal cleft mug.Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
by nukleus April 30, 2008
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One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.
by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019
Get the Blood Crafter mug.It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin January 10, 2016
Get the CRAFT mug.The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.
by Chewing on Chewbacca January 6, 2017
Get the Crafty chad mug.* Finance: An easy acronym suitable for identifying NON-EXEMPT SECURITIES, that can be used during the Uniform Securities Examination, Series 63 Exams.
*How it works: You the acronym "C4. R. E. F.T.I." or simply "Crefti" each time one is asked figure out which security will be exempt from state registration. The definition of CREFTI is for non-exempt securities. ANY SECURITY ON THIS LIST MUST BE REGISTERED AT THE STATE LEVEL.
Non-Exempt securities (MUST register):
*C- Currency
*C- Condos
*C- Collectibles
*C- Commodity Futures
*R- Residence
*E- Endowments
*F- Fixed Annuities
*T-Traditional (Whole ) Insurance
*I -IRA or Keogh plans
(Hint: any security not on this list IS either an exempt or Federal Covered security, thus need not register at the State level)
*How it works: You the acronym "C4. R. E. F.T.I." or simply "Crefti" each time one is asked figure out which security will be exempt from state registration. The definition of CREFTI is for non-exempt securities. ANY SECURITY ON THIS LIST MUST BE REGISTERED AT THE STATE LEVEL.
Non-Exempt securities (MUST register):
*C- Currency
*C- Condos
*C- Collectibles
*C- Commodity Futures
*R- Residence
*E- Endowments
*F- Fixed Annuities
*T-Traditional (Whole ) Insurance
*I -IRA or Keogh plans
(Hint: any security not on this list IS either an exempt or Federal Covered security, thus need not register at the State level)
Example:" According to the provisions given under NSMIA and the Uniform Securities Act, which of the following securities my be registered with the State Administrator....(long list of securities provided)
Answer: Use CREFTI --anything NOT on this list is exempt from registration! (Bingo!)
Answer: Use CREFTI --anything NOT on this list is exempt from registration! (Bingo!)
by Peter Afari August 14, 2009
Get the CREFTI mug.For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
by Furtley May 30, 2018
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