cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Creasnis

The pelvic bone or protrusion there of.

I would like to sit in your creasnis
My creasnis is cold

by David Hicks September 6, 2005

creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

by HybridStorm March 26, 2005

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

Creasing

A word used by utter twats that do not know how to speak English.

Dave: "I was creasing last night"

Bill: "You're a cunt."

by ratedr98 February 24, 2013

cresin

The residue left over from smoking crack. Often scraped out of a pipe or bong and then smoked again for a very intense rush. Addicts resort to this once their supply and money has run out.

crack cocaine resin

Shiteye: Yo man im jonesin!
T: Scrape up some cresin tokes.
Shiteye: Shit....

by Dirtrude February 18, 2008