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crapsicle

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
by victahr September 14, 2005
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Nice caps

What to say when someone has jeans with holes inside above their kneecaps.

Credit: My English teacher, Mr. L-V
Person 1: Has jeans with holes above their kneecaps.
Person 2: Nice caps
Person 1: Thanks i guess.
by AaA2772 March 12, 2021
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Crabs in a Bucket

Used to describe a person (or subculture) that does everything in it's power to destroy the ambitions of those among them who wish to improve themselves.

It comes from the story of catching crabs in a bucket. When you catch a crab and place him in a bucket, the first thing he'll try to do is escape. Now, if you put two crabs in a bucket (hence the plural form of 'Crabs in a Bucket') and place them in there together, as soon as one tries to climb up out of the bucket the other will grab the escaping crab by the legs and try to escape itself, to which the process gets repeated to the point where NO crabs end up escaping.
Carl: "Isn't it a shame honey? How Johnny and Bobby are always constantly jabbing at (and insulting) eachother whenever they approach a group of girls, trying to make themselves look better than the other?"

Linda: "Exactly, they're like a bunch 'crabs in a bucket', they both end up as losers.
by Skaterrazz September 27, 2008
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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
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OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)
OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'
by ElJavi December 7, 2006
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Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.
Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...
by YAWA August 21, 2016
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Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs
How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs
by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014
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