Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

Craphing

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

by dtennant October 25, 2011

crackincooch

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.

person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it

by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022