Cranbrook B.C.

Well known as a terrible town to live, you probably got stuck here when your parents spent all their money on crack and couldn't leave, if you're a teenager you're probably doing drugs by the age of 11, the parties are terrible and everyone in this town are either faggots, junkies, or have some sort of mental disability. People here probably shouldn't have kids.

Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.

Cranbrook B.C. is the worst place you could live in Canada.

by BryFuckingWroteThis October 23, 2018

Cranbrook School

A school for Guyz in Sydney Australia...

Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...

They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...

Did I mention there LEGENDS!!

Kambala Chick: Hey did you go to Cranbrook School:

Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?

Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!

Cranbrook Guy: Why not??

by Zacquire April 1, 2009

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Cranbrooked

When one deliberately roast or makes fun of somebody for really any reason at all, religion, race, ideology, and even school.

Yo did you see that, Papa Doc just got Cranbrooked.

But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. " Yo he got Cranbrooked."

by Real-Slim November 6, 2017

craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

Cranbrook hoe

When you think you have found a girl good enough for you from here good luck. You are better off digging through trash they either bang half the kootenay ice team or suck a dick for a pack of smokes. they are heartless stone cold bitches that use their make up to cover their problems,one day they are crazy for you the next day they are talking to team chlamydia from the Whl but dont worry they are "just friends".

Oh? Her? Yeah i know her shes a cranbrook hoe she threw a party for her and her friends to sleep with the hockey team.

by Yours_truly 23 February 2, 2019

craxor

A cracker, I.E. whitey. Or a cacker of- codes, safes, firewalls, and other haxor-like things.

Haha, i awp-d you crax0r.O.-!

by ChibiCraka June 3, 2003