Crank

English word deriving from the combination of 'cry' and 'wank' (slang for masturbation) to denote the fact that the masturbation is rooted in deep sadness and is the poor man's rendition of drinking one's sorrows away

She left me again, I'll just have a crank and fall asleep tonight.

by The white black March 29, 2016

Crank

A slang term for vagina

Her crank was whack I got out of there as fast as I could.

by Ray Whitmore July 31, 2020

Crank

A crank is a hit on a persons head for doing something or saying something dumb

He said two plus two was six, so I got my crank

by KingMatt05$2002 September 21, 2016

Crank

Masturbate

They're cranking away

by Mr Cleanz February 20, 2018

Crank

A cry and a wank

I miss my ex so much! Gonna be cranking tonight

by reidy123 April 18, 2011

Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

Crank

To smack, whack, or hit.

Tom: Yo, broski, if we did the 2k an hour ago, we'd be chillin'!

Kevin: Shut up or I'll crank you!

by LIRCNY2 May 1, 2009