Cuddling and cradling at the same time, or cuddling and strangling at the same time...whichever you prefer
guy 1: "man i'm so lonely i just wanna crangel it up with someone"
guy2:"you can crangel with me man, just leave your clothes on so it's not gay"
guy2:"you can crangel with me man, just leave your clothes on so it's not gay"
by cultlyfe June 17, 2011
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Get the Cringle pringle mug.The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.
Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.
by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011
Get the Cranley mug.The constant and usually spontaneous twitching and slight circular motion of the toes when love is felt.
Bob: Dude! You're cringling your toes wrong!
Ben: Then how do you do it??
Bob: You gotta make sure you twitch your toes in a slight circular motion! *demonstrates* See? NOW you're doing the cringle!
Ben: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *obnoxious laughter*
Both: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. roflmao
Ben: Then how do you do it??
Bob: You gotta make sure you twitch your toes in a slight circular motion! *demonstrates* See? NOW you're doing the cringle!
Ben: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *obnoxious laughter*
Both: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. roflmao
by TheWhippersnapperss April 4, 2010
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Get the cranger mug.When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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(Sees larger girl)
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
by seymourbutts October 28, 2009
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