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craigslist roommate

A roommate found on craigslist because of:

1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome

A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.
Friend A: Dude nice place. Who do you live with?

Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.

Friend A: How is it?

Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.
by bluebananas August 22, 2011
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Craigslist Congressman

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
by maf54_690 May 24, 2011
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craigslist girl

A girl who uses craigslist to advertise herself and proceeds to have sex with lewd older men in exchange for money. they make a TON.
Man: that was amazing
Girl: of course, I'm a craigslist girl, this is my living, literally.
by aaron mitchell f July 11, 2006
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craigslist drunk

Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.
Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.
by jb- November 2, 2010
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craigslist cop

a person who sits behind the computer all day and flags peoples posts, because they have nothing better to do. belittles people because they are hidden behind their computer screen.
"ah, dont worry what that jerk has to say about your post! they are just a craigslist cop!"
by womanscorned2009 December 21, 2008
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Craigslist Gay

A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.
Geoff had a happy family until his wife went through his emails and found out he was craigslist gay.
by MountainElk April 9, 2014
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craigslist bodyguard

Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.
Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
by Broanna Newsom September 24, 2013
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