sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 19, 2003

two cows

An analogy to explain a certain (usually political) system, beginning with the statement "you have two cows" and explaining what would happen to them under that system, sometimes involving your neighbours and often the government.

Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.

Two cows: You have two cows. You use them to explain a political system.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.

Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.

Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.

Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.

by crabbadon December 21, 2007

Flying Cows

A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.

*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.

Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.

Flying cows: I will follow you.

Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.

Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.

by Aeirion, Mmmmm.. that guy. February 28, 2009

My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007

Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.

Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows

by Saajisan March 17, 2010

Do cows moo?

Awesome code phrase used to discretely alert friends that there is a hottie nearby. Said while looking in the direction of the hottie so friends know where to look and then agree or disagree that the subject is, in fact, hawt.

"Do cows moo?" says a girl while staring straight ahead.

Friends look in that direction and say "yeah, they moo alright" if they like what they see.

Or they say "awww no they don't" if it's a non-hottie

by YeahTheyMoo September 28, 2012

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009