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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 23, 2013
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Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.
Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus
by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020
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covert dirtbag

A person who you know for sure is a prick but doesn't act like one or appear as one in public but you and only you know that person is a prick
that fucking dick head from the movie Prometheus was a covert dirtbag all along and I knew it!
by Ahshitnvm March 10, 2017
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Covert Disrespect

Make up about 70% of my social interactions are just this... And then they try to gaslight me into believing that I'm the bad one... (PsychHacks)
Hym "You're even willing to lose friends over it too, huh? How's Steven doing? I know he's got a show coming up. But I'm getting off topic. Um, yeah... Covert disrespect is apparently to precursor to overt bullying. You may think I tend to overreact to things but that 'overreaction' is literally only thing keeping me from getting my sign stolen and beaten up by teenagers in an alleyway. And you know I did say I didn't have a problem with people using this for their own things but I also said I wanted a creative consultant credit or something and money. Right? So yeah, it's an all you can eat buffet but that's not an excuse to dine and dash. (I don't want to have to make another definition right now for consent right now but I just thought of it. This is not related to the covert disrespect). And if I'm an Android then so is everybody else, genius. Yet here I am. Everyone is the same thing as me but only I am Hym. No one else can do this. Could do this. It's good to know that being a screenwriter is how to get a hot actress wife though (I'm just jamming the punchline of several other definitions I was going to do into this one at this point. Screenwriter, Consent, Android. I'm tired so cut me some slack.) Um, shit, I don't know man. This is all horseshit. I have a lot more to say about your bullshit but I need to sleep so you're going to have to wait."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Coverting

The act of masturbating to AI-Generated pictures of moderators from the Roblox game Covert
I was up all night coverting
by bigman2323 April 28, 2023
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Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you
Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*
by bigman2323 April 29, 2023
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Coverted

When someone is converted from being against the COVID-19 vaccine and automatically abandons solidarity with those who were opposed (as he/she/they) were just prior to the vaccine. A coverted person is one who did not get the vaccine due to being convinced of its scientific validity and effects, but rather for reasons of practicality or accessibility (traveling, going to restaurants, etc.). A coverted person is one that suddenly acts superior to unvaccinated persons regardless of sharing the same opinion just a day before their vaccination. A morally weak person who is ignorant and judgmental due to their recent vaccination status.
Julien coverted when he went to see his fiance in Thailand. Suddenly he couldn't empathize with the community that was uncertain about the vaccine because he was going to get laid, swim in the ocean and eat green curry.
by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022
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