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Government Troll

A Government Troll is someone paid by a .gov to influence people's opinions on the internet, especially when it comes to key or suppressed issues. They have multiple accounts to forums/blogs/facebook etc and use them to discredit people's responses and sway public opinion.

This actually works on almost all sheeple.
Blog Title: Obamalamma isn't from the US
Lengthy post showing evidence that its true.

Comments Section:
Guy1: I knew it, lets boot him out no wonder America is in so much debt only a non-us citizen would do this to us.
Government Troll Persona1: Guy1 you are wrong Obamalamma was born in the US.
Guy Two: GTroll Persona1 Just look at the evidence
Government Trolll Persona2: Here is a random document that says Obamalamma is from US.
Government Troll Persona3: See Guy1 Persona2 proved you wrong.
RandomTroll: Obamalamma is gay.
Guy2: Okay maybe Obamalamma is from the US guy1 is a conspiracy theorist.
Guy3: Freaking conspiracy theorists why did I waste my time reading this post when its not true.
by Ken CDN October 10, 2013
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government.doing.stuff

white boy commie who never gets any mf sleep
government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.
by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020
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government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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Government hooker

A song by Lady gaga. At a preformance at the Plaza Oak Room Lady gaga exclaims that she is a hooker but one that still has to pay taxes, this might provide some inquery to what a Government hooker is.
Marilyn Monroe could be considered one of the most influential of the Government hookers because she was suspected of fooling around with JFK & his brother.

Government hooker: Put your hands on me, John F. Kennedy

Julia Robert's character in Pretty woman was a willing but unknowing Government hooker because Richard Gere's character later revealed himself to be Royalty in the movie, "Pretty Woman"
by Mwv1217 March 18, 2011
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government

Although the government does many things that are unnecessary and only work towards the inconvenience of the general population, I can assure you, society would not function without it.
You people may despise the government and taxes, but you must realize that roads, hospitals, police, etc. don't come out of nowhere. What? You expect other people to do all these things for you, without you making any kind of contribution?
by Jace W December 18, 2007
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Youth and Government

Youth and Government is a program run by the YMCA in california and a few other states. The most amazing program mixed with the most amazing people. Y&G will change your life in the best, most unexpected way possible. It is totally worth the 4 am wake up for new member sign ins. There are three trips, bob1, bob2 and sac. This is an amazing program filled with the coolest high schoolers out there.
*girl wearing CCY sweatshirt
boy: what's CCY?
girl: oh just my Y&G delegation. We're the best delegation in Youth and Government
by ccy city March 21, 2011
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government cheese

Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.
"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"

When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.
by welfarerecipient May 29, 2009
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