You Could Be Mine

What you would say to girl/or guy that you like n they like you too, but you don't want to go out with them because they like rap music n you like rock music.

with your bitch slap rappin' n your cocain tongue you get nothing done.

by Rocket Queen March 4, 2004

Could never be me

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021

HE COULD GET IT

he is fuckable

he’s fit asf, he might be a year younger but HE COULD GET IT still

by curtis is a wanker November 28, 2019

could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

you could never

Someone who "could never" is someone who will never be as good at something as another person

Dickson: Lmao, I have like 5 bitches, you could never! L Bozo!!!

Henry: Im gay dude-

by satan.is.my..buddy December 11, 2022