Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010

What Could Possibly Go Wrong

WCPGW- A statement of unbridled optimism and also an immediate trigger for Murphies Law. Generally uttered at meetings followed within seconds by a cascade of unexpected and horrid consequences.

What are you doing today?
Cleaning windows on the World Trade Centre, "What could possibly go wrong"

by Captkap March 29, 2011

I could eat a peach for hours

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003

I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

could of

a misspelling of the contraction could've

After mistakenly thinking that I heard someone use the phrase "could of", I could've wrongly called someone an idiot for using a contraction I am not familiar with, but I did not.

by 2-kuppajava-2 October 23, 2013