cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

Cutties

Refers to an area far away in distance or in the middle of nowhere.

"We drove hella far out in the cutties to find that party."

by Lerms February 21, 2009

cutties

a nickname of a female's woohoo. can be used in numerous derogitory ways in the bedroom

"I slayed the cutties sesh last night!"

by chris111 November 22, 2007

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010

cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties

"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."

by qwertyuiop08642 October 20, 2008