Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

coronafreude

noun

Akin to schadenfreude, coronafreude is the pleasure derived by someone from another person contracting Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

President Trump barely contained his coronafreude when remarking "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad" after learning that Mitt Romney was in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19.

US Senate Democrats were practically bursting with coronafreude upon discovering that pandemic-denying Republican Senators in quarantine risk losing their majority advantage.

by Ed in SF March 24, 2020

Coronaroamers

Selfish knobheads flouting isolation rules related to Covid-19 as they think the rules don't apply to them.

See those Coronaroamers down the park with their mates again last night. Twats.

by Hoodie1878 March 26, 2020

coronabration

The celebration of a holiday 6 months past its actual date due to Coronavirus.

The St. Patrick’s Day Coronabration will be held on September 17.

by Maskedme March 17, 2020

Coronabod

Out of shape due to gyms closing during the coronavirus pandemic

Oh my God did you see the coronabod on him? Looks like he got a few years head start.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

coronafeit virus

The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"

Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.

by York10000 March 30, 2020

coronacrew

The people you choose to spend quarantine with during the pandemic.

He felt much better knowing that they would be his coronacrew for the next six months.

by Abbintheatl April 13, 2020