When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.
by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010
Get the Conked mug.A usually very morbidly obese animal which people think is cute. the word chonk is a morphed version of chunk.
dnt worry though, chonks usually get better and become normal (still cute) animals. theres also subreddit on reddit called r/chonkers and another one where chonkers get healthy.
dnt worry though, chonks usually get better and become normal (still cute) animals. theres also subreddit on reddit called r/chonkers and another one where chonkers get healthy.
by oat milk November 9, 2020
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Mehercule, ego quoque veni, vidi, vici! Talis coincidenc est!
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)
by vladvlad April 30, 2006
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Get the conka mug.Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013
Get the Knob Conkers mug.some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones
"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book
by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017
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