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Cranberry township

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
by suburbanite March 25, 2005
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poonberry

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.
Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!
by Poontang Princess May 15, 2007
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Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.
Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.
by Tucks91 November 1, 2010
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Chanberry

(verb)- To be a complete jerk that thinks everybody loves them when no one can stand them.
Justin: "I'm going to have to ask you to stop talking when I might have something to say."

Shan: "Quit chanberrying me, jerk!"
by SavvyShan October 17, 2010
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Cranberry juice

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice
by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012
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cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good
It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear
by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018
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Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.
Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.
by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018
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