by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003
Get the cool beans mug.The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite
Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.
by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010
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by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007
Get the cool beans mug.Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.
Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.
by solargaming143 February 22, 2019
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Get the cool beans mug.A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool
dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?
daughter:nothing
dad:cool beans
*super cool friends walk away*
daughter:thanks dad.
daughter:nothing
dad:cool beans
*super cool friends walk away*
daughter:thanks dad.
by Goregasm December 7, 2006
Get the cool beans mug.Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.
1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
by Elizabeth September 4, 2004
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