Cooperstown Carnival

Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.

I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.

by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Cooker

definition for a heater or heating appliance

Person 1: turn on the cooker
Person 2: sure thing mate

by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019

conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

cooker

A male hooker. Abbreviation of Cock Hooker

When Alex heard that Garret was a cooker, he invited him and his friend over for a roast.

by Dr.Theo March 22, 2011

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010