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Cooperstown Carnival

Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.

I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.

by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022