Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

Cleveland Conviction

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer while playing Splinter Cell: Conviction. You unlock an achievement if you do it while playing on Realistic difficulty.

Connor unlocked the secret achievement in SC: Conviction called the Cleveland Conviction. Too bad it was only worth 10 gamerscore; his girlfriend was pissed.

by TypicalRacistMofo April 23, 2010

convict

A gang in Pennsylvania

Yo man, convict is bangin those black and orange flags 'round here. We better stay away.

by None June 17, 2006

Rising Conviction

An Amazing local band out of AZ. They're demo is 3 songs of musical bliss, the tracks Shudder, and Skin, make you want to jump around no matter where you are. They're live performances are absolutely amazing, and even orgasmic.

Rising Conviction is one of, if not the, greatest band to come out of AZ

by Reverend Sexy September 6, 2004

Convictedkiller

Someone Convicted of Murder.

Or, the alias of an extreamly witty, unbelievably clever and insanely hansom person.

Holy Shit! He's just been found Guilty of mudering all those people...

Or, A, that convictedkiller has been entertaining everyone again.

by Jak (aka Rocky aka Convictedkiller) May 24, 2005

Convict

A word that describes how one might look. Ugly, tired, been around the block a few times, etc. Can also be used in combination with how someone feels.

B: Did you see the convict T.J. was with last night?
MB: Yeah, he must have had alot to drink, she was straight from!

by bnasty October 30, 2006

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014