A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.
Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention
by Sped man January 30, 2016
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-a place of gathering where people who enjoy reading manga, watching anime or cosplay an go to immerse themselves with well...the asian (usually and most likely japanese)stuff they like.
-this is not confined to asian people either, if you ever do go to an anime convention, you'll most likely see a lot of white kids cosplaying from fruits basket, guys looking from hentai dolls, or kids runnig with katanas.hell, you might even see a black guy dressed like sora running with his keyblade!
-if you go, you might have to pay $20 for a good convention, and they'll probably have a band playing anime openings.
-be prepared to hold up the peace sign for long periods of time, you might get carpel tunnel.

brandon :"yo amn, im so bored this week, i have nothing to do"
soshi(joe) : "hey man, come with me to the anime convention, it'll be lots of fun!!! :D"
brandon :"isn't that only for asian kids?"
soshi(joe):"hells no, you baka, everyone can go!and it's not only for kids!a lot of old fat guys hang in the back and masterbate to hentai!they're sugoi!
brandon:"what the hell are you saying?"
soshi: "KONNICHIWA!!"
by germanic soda bomb April 25, 2008
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A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.
guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!

guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay
by Schoop December 30, 2010
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noun. a place for people who like anime to hang out and talk about it. many dress up as their favorite anime characters i.e. cosplay. it is a freakshow of sorts for normal people to see but it is not that bad really. most are not otaku, just watch out for the fat old ones -wink-. most people there would look normal or semi-normal in a regular setting. contradictory to popular belief, not all fans there are completley obsessed, they are just there to have fun. you can pretty much talk to anyone and they are friendly.
normal person: "aaahhh!!! theres some guy over there with a huge swoard made of duct tape and cardboard whaddo i do?!?!?!" -calls cops-

anime con-goer: "......"

anime convention.....just a place for friends...
by kyuubi_san March 3, 2007
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Any party, gathering, night club, etc. where men go to meet babes but is full only of men.
I went to the club last night but it was nothing but a sausage convention
by fast September 4, 2004
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A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.
Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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A thot convention is a small-to-medium group of mainly women who post photos of themselves on Instagram either passed out drunk, on some form of drugs or in a sexual act. This is normally at the end of the night, and is the natural progression from them posing with their friends and a glass of wine.
man 1: dude, that girl Tracie invited me to a party tomorrow!

Man 2: check her insta bro, its gonna be a total thot convention, miss me with that shit.
by The_Alfmeister March 15, 2018
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