Contra blumpkin

Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)

"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"

by Bocks of rox June 6, 2009

Contra Weener

the weener times weener weener.
Also may suggest the castration of a person.

Hey man,stop contra weenering me!
-or-
She's so busting my balls man..I feel like a contra-weener

by ThePhDMan November 20, 2010

Contra Code

(Sex act) While performing oral sex on a woman, the tongue manipulates the clitoris like a joystick moving up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- the same directional commands used in the infamous "99 lives" cheat in the old 80's Nintendo game Contra. Since the same cheat works in the classic Castlevania, this could also be referred to as The Castlevania Code, or even "Contralingus".

"I had my face in her crotch for a good ten minutes, but once I entered the Contra Code she squirted so hard I saw it arc right over my shoulder"

by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015

contra-inception

noun - the act of going into a dream within a dream within a dream, to convince a female (whose mind you are in) that you are using contraception during intercourse, when in fact you are not.

Bro 1: So you wore a condom, right?
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.

by Bobble Head Iron Man December 16, 2013

contra-3

The 3 topics you cannot bring up in mixed company (such as a family reunion, a business meeting, a neighborhood potluck, a wedding, etc.) without starting controversy and possibly a fire: Politics, religion, and sex.

"Don't sweat it, Luis. The folks around here are fine as long as you skip the contra-3--steer clear of those and you'll be fine.

by anything_going_on? February 4, 2014

Contra-flo

Contra-flo. When a man cums in a woman's mouth and at the same time she throws up from dick deeped throat

We had a great contra-flo moment during our last oral sex encounter

by DoubleJ6969 July 9, 2016

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019