consolation game

A game for losers.

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.

by liverpool November 11, 2013

Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.

Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.

by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009

Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.

After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.

by KickstandLover November 16, 2018

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019

condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024

Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.

After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.

by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025