Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

conanwheel

A noun or a verb for any repetitive and boring task that builds xp. See grind.

Origin: When young Conan the Cimmerian's tribe is slaughtered and he is sold into slavery, he is forced to spend a decade walking in a circle pushing the Wheel of Pain. It's tedious and difficult, but at the end he is Arnold Schwarzenegger and more jacked than any human on earth.

A: "Wow, you've lost weight...!"
B: "Yeah, just conanwheeling at the gym these days."

by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2009

conbad

A person named Conrad whose a bad daddy and who's been so naughty and nasty that you just gotta gush him.

You've been such a Conbad tonight!

by condaddy_xoxo February 10, 2017

conall doherty

absolute alpha male that has 18 girlfirends and produces a constant stream of sperm and poo

wow i wish i had a pee wee like conall doherty

by conall doherty number one fan May 14, 2020

Conan

Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.

Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D

by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003

Conan Gray

a stinky bighead who's absolutely amazing at singing, making art and youtube videos. He has so many friends and fans who love him so much more than he could ever comprehend <3

Conan Gray? Oh I love that guy! I'm heading to his 28th tour right now!

by oassoe June 7, 2019

conan gray

a bighead who showers once every hundred years, has broccoli for hair, and is married to his cousin ashley

br bonzalez: have you ever heard of corn and grain?

ashley, cone’s wife: yes, i love broccoli head conner gary! doesn’t he sing crush cult?

conan gray

by conan lee gray June 7, 2019