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Conflusterbated

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter
I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.
by J Newham June 3, 2008
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confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)
Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.
by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012
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confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept
Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.
by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015
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Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.
"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!
by sulllllly December 18, 2008
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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...
Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!
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Confederate States of America

A rebellion led by rich, southern plantation owners and politicians against the Federal Government of the United States of America.

The main cause of this rebellion was, first and foremost, slavery. The Union (another name for the U.S) was slowly becoming more and more abolitionist in the 1800's, and as a result the Southern elite felt the need to disregard any basic human decency they had left and fight for the enslavement of millions of African Americans. This was the main reason the Southern states seceded. Things like "States rights" and tariffs are secondary reasons and were very minimal compared to slavery.

In late 1860, numerous states in the deep south announced their secession from the Union after the election of Abraham Lincoln. Despite being an abolitionist, Lincoln pledged not to interfere with slavery in the South. The southern elite, however, ignored this and militias fired on numerous federal forts and properties throughout 1861, one such being Fort Sumter in North Carolina, which marked the beginning of the American Civil War.

The war would go on for 4 years, ending in 1865 with General Lee's surrender to General Grant.
Look at those idiots waving the confederate flag. I bet they couldn't even spell "Confederate States of America".
by mcshuttle February 24, 2022
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