ConCocktion

When you engage in sex with your partner while you ejaculate in her butthole she shits out the cum and poop. After you donkey punch her and blood mixes into the lot of cum and shit which makes a brownish red substance

i made a ConCocktion with my partner in a glass jar then got my friend to taste it

by Brando3494 April 18, 2009

Confuckinfuzzled

It should be used to describe a situation where you are confused and fucking puzzled!

Did you understand what he was trying to say? Im confuckinfuzzled!

by fludderbi69 May 27, 2010

consucktion

Construction that sucks, usually shoddy

Jamie's a consucktion worker, all he does is slack off on the job. That's why the house collaps'd

by EvanKnish August 4, 2022

confectionise

-confectionised
-confectionising
-confectionism
-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004

confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

by Camden Seal December 29, 2007

confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017