Confidant

a very loyal and, trust worthy person that you can share your innermost secretes with that will never share your information to another soul, EVER.

Cookie on #Empire is Luscious's confidant, She went to jail for her family and never snitched.

by TheTechTycoon July 3, 2015

Guido coffin

Another name for a tanning bed.

Joe: "Shit that chick looks orange as hell"
Gavin: "Yeah, she must have spent to much time in the guido coffin"

by Leydeman February 17, 2008

Nabeel Confidence

When someone emphatically defends a "fact" that has a 50/50 shot of being actually correct.

"The capital of Canada is definitely Toronto."
"Son, that man has Nabeel Confidence."

by Gohome190 May 23, 2013

college confidential

A website where pretentious nerds troll all day about high school/college and make other people who read their posts want to crawl in a hole.

PretentiousDouche09:

Hey everyone on College Confidential, my name is Cornelius. Plz chance me for admittance into Ivy League; I want to go to Harvard!!!1!!

Stats:

4.75 GPA (weighted)

2400 SAT, 36 ACT (both one sitting)

APs- 5's in Chemistry, Biology, Physics B, Physics C, Calculus BC, English Language, English Literature, Psychology, Environmental Science, World History, U.S. History, Spanish, French, Chinese, Latin, Statistics, Microeconomics, Macroeconomics. I could have totally taken Italian also if I had enough room in my schedule >.<

I don't feel like listing my ECs, but here's a brief run-down:
-Class Prez, VP, Secretary, and Treasurer all at the same time for 4 years
-Piano: performed at Carnegie Hall 9x, played at White House
-Spent summer in Africa to build houses for the poor; found the cure for AIDS while there
-Internship at Harvard Medical Center
-Volunteered at Soup Kitchen 1000 hours
-3 jobs
-Created 4 clubs at my school, President of 12 others
-Varsity Track, Swimming, and Tennis (captain for all three)
-National Merit Finalist
-Won Intel
-Attended Biology, Physics, and Chemistry Olympiad study camps
-USAMO 3x

I'm kinda nervous right now-should I do more ECs? Improve my GPA??? I'm freaking out!!!!!!

ZombiSlayr5000:
THAT'S SO WEAK! I HAVE LIKE 10x MORE ECs THAN YOU!

PretentiousDouche09:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by graceeeeeeeeee May 12, 2011

confidence men

Those individuals who take money from others with clever and untrue statements.

those who insist they have found money and will share it with another if given some money in advance

by Sharry Sue May 14, 2005

Concise

To be brief but inclusive. Able to sum up a topic succinctly without elaboration or superfluous detail.

Person: "Can you explain the big bang and string theory?"

Concise Person: "Everything is made up of strings and branes (energy), and when the strings of one universe touch another matter can be transferred across."

by Lady Lynx June 20, 2014

Coffin Nail

slang term for a cigarette

a coffin nail a day will put you away

by TokeJoker November 13, 2003