Consentive

You are caring and ask for someones opinion before acting.

Friend: Hey man, I appreciate for not pushing my limits!
Me: Yea no problem!
Friend: You're so Consentive

by jensenary June 7, 2017

conceived

when a woman becomes pregnant, offspring is conceived.

Many people do not know this, but Mario and I had a sister who died before she was conceived.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 22, 2003

Conception

Prelude to Birthday. The Day after you came in a vagina.

Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.

by El Normatico January 15, 2009

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

conceived rights

conceived of rights Is very similar to birthrights however wherever you were conceived is technically where you are from.

Grace:” I am tired of you Americans“
Victor :“but you were born in America”
Grace:”... but I was conceived in Puerto Rico so it’s technically conceived rights.”

by Yoursis45 September 9, 2020