competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo April 9, 2006

Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021

Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.

by rockin'blob November 17, 2014

The Complete Hold

The skill of holding in all the smoke from a hit of weed. A mark of experience and/or natural skill. Also known as "zeroing"

"Yo man can you pull off The Complete Hold?"

"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."

by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009

And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.

You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!

by M Black April 6, 2006