cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Complexionism

Discrimination within a race against different shades of skin color.

A guy choosing to date light skinned African American women versus dark skinned African American women solely based on their skin is complexionism.

by WillowB February 15, 2019

Compilation

1. Usually a series of small or short clips put together into one video. Some people may borrow these clips from YouTube or other video streaming sites.

Video: Ultimate Fails Compilation

Bob: Hey dude I'm making an Ultimate Fails Compilation video
John: Sweet! You could use Rob when he slipped and fell on his head.
Bob: Cool! I'll include it along with some other videos from YouTube.

by Zigzagzap February 27, 2010

complasian

An Asian who likes to complain a lot.

My Asian friend kept whining about how tired he was on the hike; he was such a complasian.

by Migs789 June 19, 2006

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

Cosplationship

When two mutual friends consistently cosplay characters in romantic relationships, even if one or both of the friends is in a relationship with a significant other.

A: So X and Y are cosplaying Hungary and Prussia, Eridan and Feferi, Sakura and Sayoran, and Faust and Eliza? Are you sure they're not dating?
B: Nope, they're just in a cosplationship!

by blueskiesforme January 27, 2012