commando

Free-balling!! or not wearing undergarments

When going on a date that you know you're going to get some, it is best to go COMMANDO to save yourself the trouble of taking off your interior clothing

by Memo August 9, 2004

11th Commandment

Don't get caught

Dude, did you hear Mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! I told him he shouldn't be moving so much weight.

I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment

by __SomeGuy__ August 16, 2010

going commando

Not wearing any underwear.

Going commando has nothing to do with shit. because uniforms are suppose to be loose and allow a lot of ease in movement and to aid in cammouflage but not too baggy to gat hung up on anything. When it is hot and humid soldiers in the field can get crotch rot and also get rubbed raw. you don't want to have to much wet scanky fabric next to that part of your body. It is because soldiers sweat a lot and they cant take showers for days. It is one the best ways way to prevent crotch rot and rashes. I should know been there done that. Former soldier infantry and medic.

by command joe May 13, 2010

Commandotory

When it's mandatory to go without wearing underwear.

The dress code at the bachelorette party was commandotory.

by Brad-Zilla February 20, 2011

condo commando

little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.

"Hey, YOU!
NO PARKING IN THE RESERVED SPOTS! YOU VANT YOUR CAR SHOULD BE TOWED, ALREADY?"

by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005

Commandouche

One of the many retarded perks in Modern Warfare.

What the F**K!!?!?!?! COMMANDOUCHE!!!

by TheNinjaOfOz September 1, 2010

armchair commando

If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!

An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia

guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said

by aJork July 3, 2009