Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

cumming of age

The act of losing ones virginity to an older parter on the night of one's 18th birthday

Jessie's cumming of age was a vivid memory filled with blood, pain , and pleasure

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015

Trick Cumming

To ejaculate in such an impressive manner it could be considered a trick. Any load that illicits surprised and or confused reaction from partner can be classified as trick cumming. In most instances its a case of great ejaculatory distance resulting with semen in spots not traditionaly known to hold sperm.

David Copperfield couldn't compete with trick cumming clinic I put on at Stacy's house last night. There was even splooge on the ceiling fan!!

by Skooker April 26, 2011

I'M CUMMING

Possibly one of the most annoying/truthful lines in any porn or hentai. Shouted by anyone who is at their limit during sex, and is so overwhelmed by the intense pleasure that their minds literally backfire, forcing them to shout this due to a lack of words to properly describe what is about to happen.

Guy: Ah, FUCK, I'M CUMMING!!!!!!
Girl: Already? Man, you suck.
Guy: Yea, but your just as bad as me. in 3-2-1..
Girl: DAMMIT, IM CUMMING TOO!!!!

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

Cumming Bird

When a male is doing doggy style with the girl faces outside a open window. When the male is about to bust, he proceeds to throw the girl outside the window. She then bounces off a trampoline under the window straight up back to the window she was pushed off. Finally, in midair, when the girl reaches level with the window, the male bustes his jizz on the girl's face, tits, ass, or mouth.

Damn, last monday my girl and i did the cumming bird.

by Princesss_something, j.buenoo November 7, 2017

Cumming Out

When a closeted gay man gets caught watching gay porn in mid-orgasm.

"What are you watching?! Are you Cumming Out?!"

by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017