Colored Spade

Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.

I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,

and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!

by D20Dicing May 19, 2023

Colored Page

To violate an original work, or intent, to rip apart someone's work and use it as toilet paper.
Fucking a creative person over.

He colored paged the scene upon seeing a negative commentary about rape.

by pornstitute September 12, 2023

Colored mint

Exhausted, bone-tired, worn-out

“Man that was a tough workout!”
“For real, I’m colored mint! Let’s get something to eat.”

by Melvin_Cubes June 10, 2024

Colored Spitball

When you color a spitball with markers

dude 1: lemme jus throw this Colored Spitball
dude 2: wha- *gets hit
dude 1: hahaha get Colored Spitballed

by Lightoflegacy February 1, 2026

Colored American

Refers to Ancient Americans who were found in America, whose presence on the land extends back thousands of years. The term “Colored American” was later used in early U.S. records to describe these people, but over time they were mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions, despite being originally identified in and of America. The term emphasizes ancient American origin, historical continuity, and lineage rooted in the land itself.
Historical Note (1828):

Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.

“Colored Americans were found in America and identified as natives long before modern racial narratives.”

by Thewillofmu February 7, 2026

thanos colored mfs

one of the countless nicknames given to armys by kpop stans that was supposed to be somehow offensive or insulting but ended up being used by armys themselves. it comes from the fact the thanos' color is purple and the association of the purple color with armys and bts

other nicknames kpopies use to describe armys are little sevens, borahae bitches, purple blooded fandom, purple heart twt, purple troops, burger fandom, purple pussies, and so much more

- let's go thanos colored mfs! don't forget to vote for bts!!

by theejeonjk December 5, 2021

waffle colored

Light-skinned.

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".

by CakeCakeCakeCake October 23, 2013