Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
by Nontipical April 21, 2017
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by airchurro September 21, 2017
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My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
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Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 22, 2011
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The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.
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