full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024

Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.

My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.

by grace + determination July 18, 2023

Stereo Collision

When two or more parties attempt to drown out each others music.

I had a stereo collision last night. I cant believe i lost to those backstreet boys...

by chewseph September 21, 2010

naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

collision

one of the best fics enemies to lovers trope with greek and roman mythologies
WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3

“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.

(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”

"collision by itjustkindahappened. thats it. "
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."

by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018