(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
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A waste of time and money.
by bizzle207 April 12, 2010
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Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!
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Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!
by Ram Rod September 26, 2008
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(2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.
(2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.
(1) Douglas majored in guitar and music, which really shows because he is a phenominal player now. He also seems to be reading a lot and engaging in intellectual discussion.
(2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams."
(Blake, at college): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."
(2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams."
(Blake, at college): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."
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My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
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