College

A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.

Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

College

Alcohol filled childhood.

College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.

by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

College

a waste of money

dont go to college

by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019

College

Ha ha your in debt

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

College

A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.

College in the United States is a scam.

Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.

by StarryNight002 December 8, 2018

College

Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.

Yo Freds away at college for a while

by Tmaglio December 16, 2006

College

A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.

Man, I love college!

College is all about the parties, dude!

by Who's Askin? December 14, 2012