dirtbikechick's definitions

college

a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.

I decided to go to college. Now I want to kill myself.

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

politician

1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.

2. Term used to describe a liar.

1. America loves it's politicians!

2. You back-stabbing little politician!!

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

hott-ass

adjective used to describe something or someone that is too hott describe with any other term.

I have a hott-ass boyfriend!

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

sex

something people do when they're bored or they want to stay warm

i'm cold and bored. lets have sex.

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

drink

something girls do while their boys are playing video games

They won't turn off the 360. Lets just go get a drink.

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

sarah palin

the only half-way interesting thing about john mccain's whole campaign.

No one cares about mccain, just sarah palin.

by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009