collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.

Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*

by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

collared greens

Another name for marijuana...(weed, dope, etc.)

"Did he get them collared greens?"

Or, "Someone stole my collared greens!"

by Goose 2k October 5, 2013

classed

When you have a comeback that causes someone to be speechless (same as owned really!)

Dave: you're so queer!
Robert: not as queer as you!
Dave: YOUR MUM!!!
Robert: ______- (speechless)
Dave: hahahahaha!! Classed!!!

by Relody March 31, 2007

collapse

A one-word description of the Yankees during the 2004 American League Championship Series.

Having been just three outs away from sweeping the Red Sox out of the ALCS and going on to lose the series four games later was the biggest collapse in Major League Baseball post-season history.

by Nick Weiner May 11, 2008

collared

Detained, To keep from proceeding.

The unsuccessful burglar was collared by an operating 'cctv' system.

by Ol' Tozzy September 11, 2008