by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018
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"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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A governmental failure or dumpster fire that is directly tied to the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
Example 1 -
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
by misterdos May 16, 2020
Get the covastrophe mug.Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"
by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013
Get the Codtastrophe mug.When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.
by BlindRef February 5, 2014
Get the comtastrophe mug.Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy
by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018
Get the calastrophy mug.The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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