Collin

An ignorant ape that originated in Nigeria. Practically denies every statement you make. Is a lesbian 10 year old weeb. Doesn't understand sexual jokes and is completely oblivious to his surroundings. Also is very religious.

The Collin was banished from his friends because he doesn't understand what the hell is happening.

by Ape Master November 9, 2016

collin

Someone who every one asks for directions and computer based knowledge; creepy at times; likes to hump random things

What kind of porn are you looking at?? Nana juice? Don't be a Collin.

by VagBeav September 9, 2006

Collin

The name of a very good looking guy, who will always be there for his friends, but once you fall for him he'll act like nothing ever happened. He won't give you a straight answer, even if he does like you back. He's a total chick magnet, but a horrible flirter. Once he gets a girlfriend, he starts acting a little different towards his best girl friend, because he cares about his new relationship too much to risk jealousy. But none the less, he's a truly amazing guy, that you know will always be there for you through thick or thin.

"See Zack over there? Yeah, hes got the ladies all over him. Even his best girl likes him. He's acting like SUCH a Collin."

by JustSomeoneHere January 10, 2012

Collin

Collin is someone who is not interested in you or your conversation and changes the subject with a random phrase.

Guy1: Hey!
Guy2: Yo!
Guy1: What have you been up to?
Guy2: Does a gay bear fuck in the woods?
Guy1: What? Did you just pull a Collin on me?

by SPC33B April 9, 2011

Collin

An invisible creature that lives only on the steps of stairs. They look like cylinders with a smiley face on the top. Everytime someone steps on the face of a collin, they sink into their collin-holes and let out a soft "COLLIN"

They exist on all the steps. They are invisible. They can migrate but only at a pace of 1cm per year. You cannot see Collins

by poh-2805 June 28, 2008

Collin

Collin usually claims he does not rage, but regularly rages at minecraft. He also probably makes and sells meth with his grandma.

Person 1: where's collin
Person 2: killin those who are lacking

by Jtidijdkd April 1, 2020

Collin

Collin is a shy person and will commit to a relationship likes people for who they are likes music

Girl: anyone notice Collin he's so shy
Girl2: you should talk to him

by Collin that guy May 15, 2018