Cockpartment

Hidden compartment for a cock while being delivered in a box.

Edgar had Vanessa open the box only to reveal the hidden cockpartment.

by ShinyCockles January 29, 2021

Cockstart

When you utilise a cock to kick-start a period through deep penetration.

I was so late on my period, but my boy-friend cockstarted it, so I'm fine.

by Hollysbaby February 3, 2021

eye cocktact

When one's eyes land upon a naked man's penis

During my naked run I made eye cocktact with my teammates

by Library of Congress August 7, 2021

cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008

cockfart

to expell wind from your penis!

To blow in a chick's face.

by Mathew Simpson April 1, 2003

cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

cocktario

of or pertaining to an extremely tiny jewish penis that never gets wet unless it takes a shower or spits on its hand

"Dude, how do you ever get any pussy with that little baby
dick cocktario of yours?"

"Dude, my cocktario ain't gonna suck itself, let's get it
over with!"

by HelloKittyJesus July 13, 2009