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flamin cock snot

The process is as follows:
1.Place gasoline in hookers mouth.
2.Place Penis in hookers mouth.
3.Ejaculate in hookers mouth.
4.Hold hookers mouth closed, punch in stomach.
5.Light lighter infront of hookers nose.

Thus you get the flamin cock snot.
yo mayne, i gave jo mama 5 bucks and a flamin cock snot last night... that shit was wack!
by pimp. April 23, 2006
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Cocksnorkeller

One who engages in the venerable art of cocksnorkelling, in which one sucks cock by primal necessity, in the same way that one requires air while swimming.
"So man, your ex likes to give head, huh?"
"Yep, she's an absolute cocksnorkeller."
by Bobfandangle December 22, 2009
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cocksnorkel

My math teacher is a fucking cocksnorkel.
by Kaeln December 25, 2003
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Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.
He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.
by LivLee89 August 14, 2011
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Cocksnout

Somebody with a overly large and bulbous nose. Usually with an augmented bridge and elongated snout.
"Look at that chick's beak...what a cocksnout!"
"Look at that guys cocksnout...that guy could smoke a cigarette in the rain."
by Bobby G.enius October 8, 2009
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cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.
by AnacinCross December 16, 2008
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Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.
Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.
by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009
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