cocktitioner

Another word for urologist, a doctor that studies the male reproductive genitalia

It hurts when I pee I’ll go see the cocktitioner

by Sohn sehller October 20, 2022

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Cocktism

Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!

"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"

"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"

by Starlordtaco October 6, 2024

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cocktimism

To see only the good in the person you want to sleep with.

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Tim has a lot of red flags. But Becky just isn’t seeing it through her cocktimism.

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

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Cocktimist

Someone blinded by their Cocktimism.

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

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The extraordinary costs and effort a gay man would go through in order to have sex. Includes, exhaustive walks across inhospitable terrains to reach remote cruising areas, 3am ventures into darkened urban green spaces and fingertip calluses from endlessly swiping Grindr screens...

"It was pouring down with rain and I hadn't slept in days when he pinged me on Grindr at 2.35am. I walked for two hours to his hovel but the sex was wild. It was definitely worth the cockrifice!"

by Freddy12in August 1, 2025

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