Cockmas

When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.

This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.

I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

Cockass

What you say when you call someone a cockass and get too carried away and mess up the pronunciation.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCKASS!! (With strange pronunciation.)

by TeddeM April 5, 2003

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003