cockslap

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

by Thebloodyjew January 1, 2008

Cockslaps

The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.

Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cockslapper

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.

1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003

cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

cockslappa

a person who slaps cocks. uneless the person is female they are gay.

Look at that cockslappa go!

by Monek January 27, 2003

cockapalooza

N: a Gang bang consisting of more than five men and at least two women one of which must be a little person or shorter than three feet tall.

" Did Jen put out man?"

"Yeah, but it was a cockapalooza.Mike, Jeff, Lary, Ted, and me with her and her little friend Tara"
"Hmm... was it good?"
"Oh hell yeah!"
(fist bump)

by Chupa7hingy August 18, 2010