cobol

Lead me to my current stae of insanity.

"Please help me doctor,i am not well. Have youbeendrinking,...no,smoking...no,COBOL...yes thats it!!!!"

by cory tee May 4, 2005

COBOL

An insipid Programming Language propagated by professors who do not know how to teach anything else.

Dude, that class is so COBOL!

by L33tn1nj4 September 29, 2003

Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.

Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.

by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018

cobobagone

When a friend with her nickname Cobbob is missing

Has anyone seen Cobbob?

No mate he’s Cobobagone

by Fuckpaulbell May 30, 2018

Ifur Cobos

The polite and secretive way of saying 'I fuck hobos'
You my use it to prank call people, by saying it is your name.

Radio Station DJ: Hello caller, your on the line. What's you name?
Radio Station caller: Hello, Ifur Cobos is my name.
Radio Station DJ: Ok Ifur C-.. HEY WAIT A SECOND!

I furc-obos

by Joodieeeee February 9, 2009

Cobol Tongue

1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.

Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!

by Rolly Layne February 5, 2007

cobolli

A girl that really likes a guy but just can't get him to like her back. She's hot and a complete keeper, but she just always goes after the wrong guys

"Too bad that girl is a Cobolli, she's really sweet"

by FJ69 January 19, 2014