East Coasting

When a man walks up to his best friend and punches his buddy hard enough to cause him to fall on his back and be in a dazed state (but not unconscious). While he is dazed you proceed to strip his pants and hand-jerk him off.

So the other day I was east coasting Travis, totally caught him by surprise.

by Jeremy the Jew September 25, 2008

colbalting

to mine colbalt

the man went colbalting after being in debt for buying too many baby toes.

by that guy who likes to do thing March 3, 2022

cobeting

This is what happens when you have desires to steal someone's swagbucks while being perceived as cute.

"Laura was cobeting Katie's swagbucks this morning."

by Choateaa February 18, 2010

cofarting

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

by ALC2 December 5, 2015

Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.

Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting”

by KDabi June 26, 2018

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.

I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.

by Odd_James June 27, 2019