cannabis interruptus

When you interupt someone in the middle of their bong rip, bowl hit etc.

cannabis interruptus!!!!!!!

by socool1234567890 February 23, 2010

Church of Cannabinology

This is a church in which the belief system revolves around the practical and sometimes impractical use of cannabis sativa and indica. Much like the church of scientology, there is the use of stress tests at kiosks in malls, (they actually escort you outside to their 1974 Ford conversion van with the wolf howling at the moon paint job, and the stress test is just you hitting a vaporizer,) there are massive amounts of cash rolling into the church, and the church was founded by an egotistical writer by the name of B. Sam Verbeck. The differences lie in that the church of cannabinology is not anti-homosexual, it is not a cult, it's basically just a front for copious amounts of weed being dealt to the public with a tax free status. If you are to join the Church of Cannabinology, you'll see that many of life's problems go away when you get blazed and played Super Mario Allstars all day long.

Stoned dude: Oh my ganj! You gotta check out the stress test that the guys from the Church of Cannabinology are giving out!

Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?

Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!

Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!

by Ben Verbeck May 7, 2009

Cannabisseur

someone who smokes, eats or just plain enjoys marijuana and or cannabis

Andrew you smoke so much weed you have become a Cannabisseur.

by Patrick420 December 3, 2007

Cannaisseur

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.

Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P

by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

Cannafam

(Noun) A supportive community of individuals brought together by their shared love for the cannabis plant

Contraction of 'cannabis family'

I have received so much support from my cannafam it is time I gave a little something back.

by Mrs Four Twenty September 29, 2021

jamie cann

A apparent geezer, who tries his hardest hide his homosexuality. He can often be seen out and about the town hurling derogatory slurs to the women of his local town.

Dave: Yeah you know him, hes a proper Jamie Cann ( rhymes with man )

by jac da lad February 16, 2017

Cannabatical

A portmanteau of cannabis and sabbatical. It refers to a specific period in which a regular user of marijuana refrains from smoking. Motivations for the hiatus may include, but are not limited to: saving money, achieving goals, and recovering lost brain function.

Eric: Dude, you wanna hit this?
Tim: I can't because i'm on cannabatical, but as soon as I get this new job, I'm gonna blaze up 'til my eyes bleed!

by Lite November 25, 2007