Skip to main content

Ginger Clinger

Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").
That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!
by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010
mugGet the Ginger Clinger mug.

Clinger

a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.
You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.
by Izzy Hername May 5, 2016
mugGet the Clinger mug.

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.
Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!
by CP November 18, 2004
mugGet the Clingers mug.

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.
guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD
by pooclinger September 10, 2010
mugGet the Poo Clingers mug.

closet clinger

The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.

"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"

"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
mugGet the closet clinger mug.

Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
mugGet the Homework Clinger mug.

stage five clinger

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr
by sara burns January 2, 2009
mugGet the stage five clinger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email